Letter To MY Girlfriend In This World Cup Season

 My dear Girlfriend...
The Fifa World Cup is close by.
Let me give u a few rules that
will kip our relationship,failure to do so na 'DIVORCE' be that.
1. The remote control belongs
to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all ur friends not to give
birth or wed or die or whatever
during the World Cup coz we
won't go.
3. You support the teams that i
support.
4. No talking during the game,
wait for half-time or end of the
game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am
gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Telemundo
provided actors and actresses
Are wearing soccer jerseys and
they are in brazil.
7. U dont just pass infront of
the tv if am watching soccer, u
better crawl on the floor- I don't care what it is you are wearing or that you want to show me.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly
questions such as; is this
Arsenal versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends
when they come for soccer.
10. Smile everytime EXCEPT
when my team is losing. (For then, I may not be responsible for my mis-actions)

Signed.: FBIUPDATES MALE BLOGGERS